quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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