We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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