who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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