Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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