the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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