You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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