just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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