Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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