Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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