By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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