just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Also, beer. Big fan.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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