Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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