I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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