is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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