Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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