this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
lets start a swedish sibling band together
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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