I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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