I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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