if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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