Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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