i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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