hell yes lets make some ravioli
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I bet he comes in French.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
