She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
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how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...