Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.