Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?