He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow