I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
i can feel colors
His nipple licking is glorious
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Come on in and take your pants off
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed