whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?