I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.