I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE