That was before I lit my hair on fire
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college