He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT