Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Found your bra
Hanging in the tree
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.