THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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Lo siento on account of my penis...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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