If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....