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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED

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(570): WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED http://tfl.nu/najp

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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas

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(303): I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas http://tfl.nu/dh3n

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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"

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(425): It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord" http://tfl.nu/9kd9

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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me

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(860): I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me http://tfl.nu/egc4

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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now

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(425): I guess I'm open to more types of dick now http://tfl.nu/myaz

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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO

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(214): WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO http://tfl.nu/p2cw

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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack

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This is why I love you...

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(315): Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack (1-315): This is why I love you... http://tfl.nu/jq03

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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?

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Helmets.

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(616): We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids? (609): Helmets. http://tfl.nu/n1xg

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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.

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(206): If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever. http://tfl.nu/y5vi

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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM

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(715): Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM http://tfl.nu/1p5l

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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.

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Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!

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(618): One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat. (1-618): Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research! http://tfl.nu/3g8w

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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.

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Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.

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(952): I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face. (952): Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him. http://tfl.nu/f0ba

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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex

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...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship

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(816): You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex (816): ...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship http://tfl.nu/eny9

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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.

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(541): And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual. http://tfl.nu/zw2q

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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"

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(336): Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem" http://tfl.nu/nmt9

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