how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.