Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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