I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home