Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.