We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.