there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"