Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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