Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"