You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.