I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana