I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.