oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode