Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone