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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.

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  (732): I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself. http://tfl.nu/uoqa
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  (409): View more from Texas

  No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.

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  (409): No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups. http://tfl.nu/fjk8
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.

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  (317): I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before. http://tfl.nu/0l7m
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  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.

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  (832): We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight. http://tfl.nu/lfpp
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom

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  (248): Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom http://tfl.nu/b9b7
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  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes

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  (306): a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes http://tfl.nu/6zne
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  (931): View more from Tennessee

  He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.

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  (931): He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that. http://tfl.nu/egbd
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  (619): View more from California

  You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.

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  (619): You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off. http://tfl.nu/vzep
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  (701): View more from North Dakota

  I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog

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  (701): I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog http://tfl.nu/mfuj
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  (856): View more from New Jersey

  I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed

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  (856): I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed http://tfl.nu/01qd
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  (816): View more from Missouri

  She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray

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  (816): She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray http://tfl.nu/aoxt
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  (419): View more from Ohio

  He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge

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  (419): He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge http://tfl.nu/86hl
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