You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.