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  (530): View more from California

  now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home

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  (530): now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home http://tfl.nu/uij6
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  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Come share oat with me in your robe

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  (715): Come share oat with me in your robe http://tfl.nu/kj0g
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.

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  (314): I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either. http://tfl.nu/ocw7
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  (410): View more from Maryland

  I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.

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  (410): I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket. http://tfl.nu/j5lv
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  (469): View more from Texas

  These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story

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  (469): These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story http://tfl.nu/9fd8
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  (785): View more from Kansas

  You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal

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  (785): You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal http://tfl.nu/ksra
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  (818): View more from California

  I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit

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  (818): I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit http://tfl.nu/4a1u
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  (240): View more from Maryland

  Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.

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  (240): Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others. http://tfl.nu/v5nx
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away

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  (617): We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away http://tfl.nu/reog
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  (386): View more from Florida

  only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad

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  (386): only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad http://tfl.nu/8a8k
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday

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  (617): I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday http://tfl.nu/dcbo
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?

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  (647): Was your bare penis on or around my blanket? http://tfl.nu/gx7p
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  (416): View more from Toronto

  earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings

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  (416): earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings http://tfl.nu/vy6b
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  (727): View more from Florida

  being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend

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  (727): being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend http://tfl.nu/2oap
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  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE

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  (724): YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE http://tfl.nu/f19v
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