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  (708): View more from Illinois

  i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.

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  (708): i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex. http://tfl.nu/k4pn
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  (864): View more from South Carolina

  Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.

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  (864): Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work. http://tfl.nu/6q50
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.

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  (630): He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn. http://tfl.nu/m7kq
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard

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  (732): We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard http://tfl.nu/ezwk
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer

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  (732): That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer http://tfl.nu/n19g
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine

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  (303): you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine http://tfl.nu/mjql
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  (407): View more from Florida

  I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude

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  (407): I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude http://tfl.nu/p3sw
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  (865): View more from Tennessee

  It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.

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  (865): It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor. http://tfl.nu/reiq
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  (513): View more from Ohio

  I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb

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  (513): I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb http://tfl.nu/o9bf
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid

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  (717): By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid http://tfl.nu/g878
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  (773): View more from Illinois

  Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.

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  (773): Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was. http://tfl.nu/w7or
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  (973): View more from New Jersey

  What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?

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  (973): What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab? http://tfl.nu/zbqy
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