Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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