dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...