You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."