i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now