It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila