Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.