Lo siento on account of my penis...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.