Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.