No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore