Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
The adults are the big ones right?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.