Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow