Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
the raccoons are back...