He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"