I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend