What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple