Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.