I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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Have fun and good luck.