I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.