after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.