WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I am mentally ready for anal.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed