just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.