I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???