had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
we f'd six times
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.