So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
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The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.