I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?