If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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