I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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