I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap