Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
It's Friday. Sex?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
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She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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