It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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