last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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