everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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