Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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