my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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