Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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