She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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